Being innovative, and devising new and exciting money making ideas, is all in a day’s work for your average internet millionaire.

Mind you “work” really isn’t the word to use when describing the activities of a play-boy (if I may…) such as myself; being an internet millionaire is not work, it’s a way of life.

Inspiration for my latest mooolah producing scheme came in an unlikely place, the choked and crowded streets of down town Hong Kong, as we were en-route to Chek Lap Kok (thankfully), having concluded (thankfully) yet another visit to my mooother-in-law, earlier this afternoon.

I don’t know, there’s a whole world to see, and explore, but MySweetHeartTheFlirt insists we see her mooother every time we have an uneventful day on the dairy diary.

Anyway a van in front of us, had a sign on its rear window saying “franchise opportunities available” along with a phone number to call. I was half way through jotting down the number when I thought, “what am I doing?”

Why would I, an internet millionaire, want to be involved in someone else’s franchising system, when I could just as easily devise my own?

Faster than you could say “my mooother-in-law is really John Cow,” the cash registers where ringing up a storm in my head.

“Oh, I thought it was another loose screw I could hear,” MySweetHeartTheFlirt said, a tad sardonically, when I tried to explain I was in the midst of yet another brain wave!

You see I thought I could make disassociated.com a franchise!

Basically franchising suckers participants would buy a sub-domain of disassociated.

While there’d be certain… “quality control” guidelines to adhere to (the disassociated brand packs quite some marketing punch you know) franchisees would otherwise be free to feature whatever content they wanted.

Of course since they’d already be receiving a certain level of traffic (by sheer virtue of that domain name, shall I say it again: disassociated), their advertising and other revenue producing ventures would be enough to put a smile on a Cheshire cat’s face that would be bigger than the smile you’d see on a Cheshire cow’s face!

(Cows are bigger than cats; do you see my point?!?)

Anyway it’s very simple. There are one thousand sub domains available at a cost of US$1000 each (offer does not include hosting).

That’s a cool $1 million dollars for me, and a piece of the disassociated action for you! And you just can’t lose! This is win win!

Anyway just send your cheque for US$1000 to me, care of the funny farm (I can see lots of Cheshire cows from my room), and leave any questions, or thoughts praising my brilliance, in the comments box!