Augment

posted by John Lampard on Monday, 1 October, 2007 to the comment subset

I don’t know, there are really days I think I should turn disassociated into a make money online blog, given the number of “tips” I’ve been offering lately.

The latest big hitting, attention grabbing, traffic driving, idea (though gimmick is probably a far more apt word) comes courtesy of the news that Pamela Anderson is to marry again.

Apparently she is to tie the knot with an “internet star”.

The stars of two of the most infamous celebrity sex videos to surface on the internet might be headed for holy matrimony.

Hmm.

The internet star she is set to marry however isn’t a blogger, nor an internet star in a Ashley Qualls, or Mark Zuckerberg kind of way though.

Rather her fiance is Rick Salomon, one time boyfriend of Paris Hilton, and yes, “star” of the critically acclaimed and highly revered movie, “One night in Paris”.

Nevertheless, imagine what marriage to Pamela Anderson would do for my, or anyone else’s, blogging profile though. The prospect certainly gives new meaning to the term “profile augmentation”.

I’ve always had a soft spot for Kylie Minogue, and I believe she’s unmarried, so this may be the opportunity I’ve been waiting for.

So anyway there’s my traffic building tip of the day… marry a celebrity. Simple and easy.

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  • Who don’t you have a soft spot for? While we’re at it what exactly is a soft spot? ;P

    Mandi at 9:20 pm on Monday, 1 October, 2007
  • Not a bad idea john to transform the blog into a money making online blog. I guess you can really start off a section in your blog.
    And thanks for the tip but it’s too late for me, I’m already married.

    Hair at 10:09 pm on Monday, 1 October, 2007
  • Since you are married Hair Loss Cure you don’t have to worry about losing your hair do you? ;P

    Mandi at 10:33 pm on Monday, 1 October, 2007