I’d do it more often if I could afford to pay the “hourly charge out rate” 24/7. Sure I would. Others seem to have it down to a fine art.
How does one pick up a prostitute? I mean, I’m all for women’s rights… but I know there’s a lot of guys that just aren’t getting any huba huba without money or a hit album on their resume. Some guys have to pay for it. And so, in the spirit of commerce, I offer The Ferrett’s Tips For Picking Up Hookers.
I don’t get this “there’s a lot of guys that just aren’t getting any huba huba without money” bit. Yet you need a bit of money to play games like Ferrett’s don’t you?
Spot the trick question…




