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How to pick up prostitutes (now that I have your attention)

Posted by John Lampard on Wednesday, 11 June, 2008 to the comment subset

I’d do it more often if I could afford to pay the “hourly charge out rate” 24/7. Sure I would. Others seem to have it down to a fine art.

How does one pick up a prostitute? I mean, I’m all for women’s rights… but I know there’s a lot of guys that just aren’t getting any huba huba without money or a hit album on their resume. Some guys have to pay for it. And so, in the spirit of commerce, I offer The Ferrett’s Tips For Picking Up Hookers.

I don’t get this “there’s a lot of guys that just aren’t getting any huba huba without money” bit. Yet you need a bit of money to play games like Ferrett’s don’t you?

Spot the trick question…

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