The Oatmeal’s guide to the ten types of telephone callers.
My line of work renders me too busy to take phone calls. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
I know it sounds crazy but I’m afraid of the telephone
Posted by John Lampard on Wednesday, 3 March, 2010 to the comment subset
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Soon there will be five billion mobile phone subscribers on Earth
Posted by John Lampard on Friday, 19 February, 2010 to the comment subset
At some point this year mobile phone subscriptions will reach the five billion mark, meaning just (yes, just) 1.8 billion people in the world will be without a mobile handset.
Reaching 4.6 billion at the end of 2009, the number of cell phone subscriptions across the globe will hit 5 billion sometime in 2010, according [...]
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The five-year “heirloom” mobile phone
Posted by John Lampard on Friday, 22 January, 2010 to the technology subset
James Barber’s proposal for a mobile phone designed to last for at least five years, which aims to reduce the numbers of handsets that are currently manufactured:
When you think about the entire energy cost of phones, it’s the manufacturing process that’s the most harmful aspect by far. So reducing the number of phones we [...]
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What’s your dot phone dot number?
Posted by John Lampard on Tuesday, 8 September, 2009 to the technology subset
I’m not sure how feasible the proposal actually is, but imagine having a phone number that was like a URL or website address, one number you could retain permanently and (possibly) use regardless of where you lived.
Cell phones can already input web-style addresses and a firmware upgrade would allow for a new system of [...]
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Australia the wireless economy, in the making at least
Posted by John Lampard on Monday, 7 September, 2009 to the technology subset
In terms of telephone usage Australia is well on the way to becoming a “wireless economy” with the number of mobile phones in use now outstripping land, or fixed, line phones.
For the first time this year, the communications giant Telstra has had more mobile phone subscribers than fixed-line subscribers. Mobile phones now outnumber fixed [...]
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Genealogy of communication: Bell’s phone related to the iPhone
Posted by John Lampard on Friday, 31 July, 2009 to the technology subset
Fantastic infographic depicting the history of communication from the time of the invention of Alexander Graham Bell’s “electric” telephone in 1876, through to the arrival of the iPhone in 2007.
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Eulogy for a proterozoic fossil… the landline telephone
Posted by John Lampard on Thursday, 9 April, 2009 to the comment subset
I’m not wholly convinced of the merits of naked ADSL, and would much rather go wireless… if only local wireless providers had a stable network hereabouts (which they do, it’s just my particular locational logistics are a tad unusual), meaning the knackered old landline phone stays for now…
I’ve been looking at my knackered old landline [...]
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Why is 1 the first number on the telephone keypad?
Posted by John Lampard on Thursday, 11 December, 2008 to the design and art subset
I doubt it is something that anyone has ever given any thought to, how the configuration of numbers on push-button phones was arrived at.
Surprisingly the answer involves focus groups and user testing, a level of customer consultation that is surely unheard of when referring to Telecommunication companies today…
The focus groups were tested on keying [...]
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People who don’t have land lines are married cheaters
Posted by John Lampard on Monday, 13 October, 2008 to the comment subset
Of the ways to spot that you may be dating someone who is already married, I think it’s time to take the “he/she only gives me his/her mobile number, not their home number” line off the tell-tale list of possible giveaways.
“A bad sign is that he only gives you a cell phone number, not a [...]
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The Sony Ericsson C902 Cyber-shot phone
Posted by John Lampard on Thursday, 28 August, 2008 to the technology subset
The crew at Sony Ericsson recently gave me one of their newest mobile phones, the C902 Cyber-shot to call my own for a couple of months.
Given my love of taking photos I’ve been waiting for a chance to try out the phone’s five mega-pixel camera up at the nearby UNSW campus (where I have a [...]
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