Less is more when it comes to climbing the corporate ladder – particularly in terms of actually showing your face at work – according to Stanley Bing’s new book, “How to Relax Without Getting the Axe”.
Of utmost importance is the art of being absent to build status, a trick made all the easier [...]
Advance your career, be out of the office as often as possible
Posted by John Lampard on Wednesday, 11 November, 2009 to the comment subset
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Government warning needed: bad bosses can be a health hazard
Posted by John Lampard on Wednesday, 4 November, 2009 to the comment subset
A bad, poor, or toxic, boss may not just mean one bad day at work after another, they could also precipitate health problems later in life, and often long after you have left their employ.
They discovered that male residents of the Stockholm area ran a 25 per cent greater risk of suffering myocardial infarction [...]
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So aggressive managers are incompetent managers?
Posted by John Lampard on Wednesday, 21 October, 2009 to the comment subset
Managers who resort to temper outbursts or aggression are often trying to conceal their own insecurities and lack of competence.
Flattery seems to temper the aggressive urges of insecure leaders. When Fast and Chen coaxed the egos of these volunteers by praising their leadership skills, their aggressive tendencies all but disappeared. This is proof that [...]
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I couldn’t find the words I needed so I created a metaphor
Posted by John Lampard on Wednesday, 21 October, 2009 to the trends subset
50 instances of “management speak” that irritate workers the world over.
I worked in PR for many years and often heard the most ludicrous phrases uttered by CEOs and marketing managers. One of the best was, we’d better not let the grass grow too long on this one. To this day it still echoes in my [...]
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The best fun days at work are in fact days off
Posted by John Lampard on Thursday, 1 October, 2009 to the comment subset
When it comes to organising a “fun day” at the office (if that’s not a contradiction to start with) there is no one activity that will please everyone. While whatever “fun day” event that is selected might suit a majority of workers, there will be a significant number who aren’t satisfied. A day off work [...]
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Work will evolve in the future to make itself extinct
Posted by John Lampard on Thursday, 17 September, 2009 to the trends subset
In 20 to 30 years the workplace could be very different to what we’re used to now, with seemingly the only thing not to be done away with in the future is the work itself…
The human-computer interface will all but disappear. No computers, no faxes, no printers, no keyboards, no 2D monitors, no white [...]
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If I worked with Ferris Bueller I’d probably go to work more…
Posted by John Lampard on Wednesday, 26 August, 2009 to the comment subset
Ferris Bueller cannot only turn your life around, he can also help out making your workplace a better place to be.
Believe in yourself. Confidence goes a long way in convincing others as well as yourself. Ferris said: “I quote John Lennon, ‘I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.’ Good point there. [...]
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Office pranks that gelled with most workers
Posted by John Lampard on Tuesday, 25 August, 2009 to the photography subset
Setting various items of office stationery into jelly, while a hoot, seems like a waste of perfectly good jelly to me. Plenty of other ideas for office pranksters here though.
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Cubicles are dead, this is the age of the networking office
Posted by John Lampard on Thursday, 16 April, 2009 to the design and art subset
A short history of the evolution of office layouts and designs.
There’s even a mention of the short-lived “virtual office”, abode of the so-called “hot-desk”, an unallocated desk seating arrangement whereby you would sit at whatever workstation was unoccupied when you arrived at the office.
During the past decade, furniture designers have tried to part the sea [...]
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Help your company by working from home
Posted by John Lampard on Wednesday, 4 March, 2009 to the comment subset
To help cut operating costs some companies are now asking their employees to work from home, and in doing so reducing the need to lease office space.
Sure, employers have been doing this for years. But as the recession bites and companies look to save money on real estate costs, what was once a cushy perk [...]
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