Write a crawl for your own private Star Wars story

Wednesday, 13 January, 2016

This is fun, write your own Star Wars crawl text… just what those who are into Star Wars role playing games, and the like, ordered I would think.

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What to do when you’re two digits short of a phone number?

Thursday, 10 December, 2015

A certain someone, who you have no other way of reaching, has given you their phone number, but somehow you’ve lost the last two digits. How might you solve such a problem? By dialling every possible combination of the missing two numbers? I’m guessing you wouldn’t be the first person to do that, nor will you be the last. Needless to say, much persistence is required.

Features some possibly NSFW language.

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R2-D2, loyal astromech droid, or a lying pile of scrap metal?

Wednesday, 11 November, 2015

I hope not to be featuring too many Star Wars theories, I expect you’ll run into no shortage of them elsewhere in the coming weeks anyway, but have you given any serious thought to the motives and integrity of R2-D2, everyone’s favourite astromech droid? Whatever way you look at it, he appears to have kept a great deal of information to himself:

In The Empire Strikes Back, Luke leaves the Battle of Hoth to go to Dagobah and seek Jedi Master Yoda to complete his training. R2-D2 knows who Yoda is, especially as a astromech droid who served the Jedi in the Clone Wars. Yet, when Luke shows up at Dagobah, R2-D2 trolls Yoda and Luke by fighting with the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy over some junk in Luke’s camp. That’s like you meeting Ghandi and throwing sand in his face.

It seems not a single character in the saga is really beyond scrutiny. Look closely enough at anyone, and there’ll be some reason to question who they are, or what they really stand for.

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When time travel disrupts the space-time continuum…

Tuesday, 18 August, 2015

I’m You, Dickhead, the latest short film by Australian actor and director Lucas Testro, explores the consequences of upsetting the space-time continuum as a result of time travel.

There’d be more than a few people who wish they could travel back in time to correct a past mistake, or offer their younger selves some life changing advice. All well and good. But what if the undertaking creates more problems than it was meant to solve? Go back again? That might only compound issues…

I can see certain, albeit absurd, parallels with Back to the Future here. Like, what if Marty had decided to stay in 1955, rather than return to 1985? That tangent is explored, in a way, here.

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Flying machines that, quite simply, do not fly. Or not far anyway

Friday, 7 August, 2015

A collection of photos from Flugtag, or “flying day”, events that take place around the world, that have been arranged by energy drink manufacturer Red Bull for over twenty years.

Long story short, participants are tasked with building a machine, the quirkier and less flight worthy the better, that is supposed to fly over a body of water. Most of these… craft hit the water pretty quickly, but some have managed to notch-up some distance.

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The holiday photos you don’t usually get to see

Wednesday, 5 August, 2015

Photo by Chris Bojke

I was about to say these quite gloomy photos taken by British holiday makers over what, I imagine, is supposed to be the summer, wouldn’t be Instagram worthy. Then again, one or two have aspects befitting the world’s favourite photo sharing application.

(Photo by Chris Bojke)

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To work from home, or not. As if you need an excuse

Tuesday, 4 August, 2015

More of a resource for those looking for a reason not to present at the office, as opposed to anyone who actually needs a reason to in fact work from home, rather than traipse into the workplace. The Work From Home Ninja may then be good for an excuse to do so. Work from home without actually working, that is.

If you’re going to be working from home in my home though, trust me, you’ll be working. Just to be clear.

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If we destroy the Moon, we destroy ourselves

Friday, 31 July, 2015

The Moon is not always a friend of terrestrial astronomers. The light it casts, especially during its full phase, deprives the night sky of the darkness needed to observe other celestial bodies. This must be frustrating. Along with those clouds that sometimes completely block our views of the heavens. And don’t get anyone started on the Sun.

So, could the Moon be taken out of the picture. Removed. Deleted. Destroyed? Well, it is possible, if we had access to enough energy, but things wouldn’t really end all that well for us on Earth, with the Moon gone…

Astronomers use the Roche Limit to calculate how close an object – like a moon – can orbit another object – like a planet. This is the point where the difference between the tidal forces on the “front” and “backside” are large enough that the object is torn apart, and if this sounds familiar you might want to look up “spaghettification.” This is all based on the radius of the planet and the density of the planet and moon. If the moon got close enough to the Earth, around 18,000 km, it would pull apart and be shredded into a beautiful ring. And then the objects in the ring would enter the Earth’s atmosphere and rain down beautiful destruction for thousands of years.

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The One-Minute Time Machine, useful for correcting faux pas?

Thursday, 16 July, 2015

And still on the topic of time travel, while it may not be possible to construct a machine that allows travel through larger periods of time, such as weeks, years, or decades, shorter spans such as a single minute might be.

The ability to jump back into the past by that sort of interval, may still be enough to change the outcome of future events, as it were. That scenario is certainly possible in the aptly titled short film, One-Minute Time Machine, directed by Devon Avery.

There is, needless to say, a price to be paid for such convenience though…

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Basketball games at Gordon Dam are just a little bit different

Friday, 10 July, 2015

Think I might spend some of the weekend shooting a few hoops… from the top of the Gordon Dam, in the south west of Tasmania, to a hoop some one hundred and twenty five metres below, as Perth’s How Ridiculous crew did recently.

How long do you it’d take to figure out the shot, the world record basketball shot at that, for sending the basketball through the hoop at that sort of distance?

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